Hubot Script Catalog

hubot sms <user> <message> - Sends <message> to the number <to>
hubot <user> has phone number <phone> - Sets the phone number of <user> to <phone>
hubot give me the phone number to <user> - Gets the phone number of <user>

HUBOT_46ELKS_USERNAME
HUBOT_46ELKS_PASSWORD

hubot 9gag me - Returns a random meme image

hubot abstract <topic> - Prints a nice abstract of the given topic

hubot achewood - A random Achewood comic
hubot achewood current - The most recent Achewood comic
hubot achewood <date> - Achewood comic from <date> - mm/dd/yyyy format
hubot achewood <keyword> - Achewood comic for keyword
hubot saddest thing - The saddest thing, according to Lie Bot

hubot achievement get <achievement> [achiever's gravatar email] - life goals are in reach

it's a trap - Display an Admiral Ackbar piece of wonder

like an adult - Display a hyperbole and a half image

hubot what should I do about (.*)
hubot what do you think about (.*)
hubot how do you handle (.*)
hubot I need some advice

hubot show me airbrake errors - Get the most recent active errors

HUBOT_AIRBRAKE_AUTH_TOKEN
HUBOT_AIRBRAKE_PROJECT

alot - Shows a picture of an alot

hubot ambush <user name>: <message>

hubot android usage

hubot animal me - Grab a random gif from http://animalsbeingdicks.com/

hubot announce "<message>" - Sends a message to all hubot rooms.
hubot announce downtime for "<service>" starting <timeframe> - Syntactic sugar for announcing downtime commencement
hubot announce downtime complete for "<service>" - Syntactic sugar for announcing downtime completion

HUBOT_ANNOUNCE_ROOMS - comma-separated list of rooms

applause|applaud|bravo|slow clap - Get applause
sarcastic applause|clap - Get sarcastic applause

todo: @name? <task directive> - public message starting with todo: will add task, optional @name to assign task
hubot todo users - Message the bot directly to list all available users in the workspace

HUBOT_ASANA_API_KEY - find this in Account Settings -> API
HUBOT_ASANA_WORKSPACE_ID - list all workspaces using
curl -u <api_key>: https://app.asana.com/api/1.0/workspaces
(note the colon after the api key)
HUBOT_ASANA_PROJECT_ID - list all projects in the workspace using:
curl -u <api_key>: https://app.asana.com/api/1.0/workspaces/<workspace id>/projects

hubot ascii me <text> - Show text in ascii art

hubot <user> has <role> role - Assigns a role to a user
hubot <user> doesn't have <role> role - Removes a role from a user
hubot what role does <user> have - Find out what roles are assigned to a specific user
hubot who has admin role - Find out who's an admin and can assign roles

HUBOT_AUTH_ADMIN

hubot is <user> available - Find out if the specified user is available or not
hubot i am <available|free|not busy|at hand> - Set that you are available
hubot i am <unavailable|dnd|do not disturb|busy|in the zone> - Setthat you are not available

hubot avy me - Return a breakdown of the avalanche forecast from varsom.no

hubot sqs status - Returns the status of SQS queues
hubot ec2 status - Returns the status of EC2 instances

HUBOT_AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID
HUBOT_AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY
HUBOT_AWS_SQS_REGIONS
HUBOT_AWS_EC2_REGIONS

aww - Display the picture from /r/aww

ask b6n - Answer with random wizdom from Benjamin Black

hubot !! - Repeat the last command directed at hubot

hubot bang [--help|--list|--delete] <key> [value] - Store and retrieve text snippets

hubot base36 e(ncode)|d(ecode) <query> - Base36 encode or decode <query>

hubot base58 encode|decode <query> - Base58 encode or decode <query>

hubot base64 encode|decode <query> - Base64 encode or decode <string>

HUBOT_BASECAMP_KEY
HUBOT_BASECAMP_URL

beanstalk repositories - List beanstalk repositories
beanstalk commits - List beanstalk recent commits
beanstalk users - List beanstalk users
beanstalk deployments - List beanstalk recent deployments

HUBOT_BEANSTALK_SUBDOMAIN
HUBOT_BEANSTALK_ACCOUNT
HUBOT_BEANSTALK_PASSWORD

{beastmodefm-url} - Return track title and cover art

hubot beer me - returns the latest beer discussed on beer advocate with picture

beer me - Grab me a beer

bees - Oprah at her finest, or a good way to turn the fans on coworkers machines

bing image <query> - Queries Bing Images for <query> & returns a random result from top 50

HUBOT_BING_ACCOUNT_KEY

hubot bing me <query> - Bings <query> & returns 1st result's URL

hubot birthday quote for <user> -- congratulate <user> with a random birthday quote
hubot celebrate me <user> -- congratulate <user> with an inspirational greeting 
hubot happy birthday me <user> -- congratulate <user> with a humorous greeting

hubot repo show <repo> - shows activity of repository

HUBOT_BITBUCKET_USER
HUBOT_BITBUCKET_PASSWORD

For instructions on how to set up BitBucket's POST service for your
repositories, visit:
http://confluence.atlassian.com/display/BITBUCKET/Setting+Up+the+bitbucket+POST+Service

hubot bitcoin price (in) <currency>

hubot (bitly|shorten) (me) <url> - Shorten the URL using bit.ly
http://bit.ly/[hash] - looks up the real url

HUBOT_BITLY_USERNAME
HUBOT_BITLY_API_KEY

hubot blue bottle me - gets an image of the line at the Mint Plaza Blue Bottle Coffee

hubot bookmark <url> as <description> - add a url to your delicious feed
hubot link <url> as <description> - add a url to the robot brain
hubot link me for <description> - find a link by description
hubot list bookmarks - get a list of the 15 most recent bookmarks
hubot list links - List all of the links that are being tracked
hubot feed me - get the URL to subscribe to your bookmark rss

DELICIOUS_USER
DELICIOUS_PASSWORD

botsnack - give the bot a food

brb (or afk, or bbl)

hubot beer me <beer name> - Information about a beer

BREWERYDB_API_KEY

hubot buscemi me <url> - Adds Steve Buscemi eyes to the specified URL
hubot buscemi me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and buscemi's it

hubot calm me | manatee me - Reply with Manatee
calm down | simmer down | that escalated quickly - Reply with Manatee
ALL CAPS | LONGCAPS - Reply with Manatee

HUBOT_LESS_MANATEES

hubot cap <url> - Get a web screen of the url

HUBOT_CAPGUN_TOKEN

dance - Display a dancing Carlton

hubot cash <left|on hand>: <amount> - set the cash on hand
hubot cash <burn rate|burn>: <amount> - set the burn rate
hubot cash <update|state|stats> - show the cash situation

HUBOT_CASH_CURRENCY_SYMBOL - the currency symbol for displaying money. Default: $
HUBOT_CASH_THOUSANDS_SEPARATOR - the symbol used for splitting thousands. Default: ,

HUBOT_CAT_PORT

hubot catfact - Reply back with random cat fact.

hubot chart me - Returns active concurrent vistors from the default site specified.
hubot chart me <host> - Returns active concurrent vistors from the site specified.
hubot chart bomb - Returns active concurrent visitors from all sites.

HUBOT_CHARTBEAT_SITE
HUBOT_CHARTBEAT_SITES <comma separated string of all
HUBOT_CHARTBEAT_API_KEY <use global key for access to all sites>

hubot chat - Tell hubot to make something fun to chat about

hubot cheer me up - A little pick me up

hubot cheerlights - get last color from http://www.cheerlights.com

hubot chess me - Creates a new game between yourself and another person in the room
hubot chess status - Gets the current state of the board
hubot chess move <to> - Moves a piece to the coordinate position using standard chess notation

hubot today in computer history|tdih|chm - Displays the content from the This Day in History page on the Computer History Museum site

hubot chop [me] [in] <language> <code> - Return a URL of your chopapp snippet (ruby, javascript, php, ...)

hubot chuck norris -- random Chuck Norris awesomeness
hubot chuck norris me <user> -- let's see how <user> would do as Chuck Norris

hubot clark <data> - build sparklines out of data

hubot class me - generates a class name

hubot c <input>

hubot clojure|clj <script> - Evaluate one line of Clojure script

http://cl.ly/* - Detects the drop's type and displays it or prints its content if it's an image or text file respectively

hubot coderwall <coderwall username> - Returns coder achievements from coderwall.com

hubot throw a coin - Gives you heads or tails

hubot commandlinefu me - returns random command
hubot commandlinefu me <command> - random entry for the comand passed

hubot commit message - Displays a random commit message

hubot complete me - Google Suggest a phrase

hubot corgi me - Receive a corgi
hubot corgi bomb N - get N corgis

countdown set #meetupname# #datestring# e.g. countdown set punerbmeetup 21 Jan 2014
countdown [for] #meetupname# e.g. countdown punerbmeetup
countdown list 
countdown delete #meetupname# e.g. countdown delete seattlerbmeetup
countdown clear

hubot cowsay <statement> - Returns a cow that says what you want

hubot cricket scores for <team> - Returns the current score of live game
hubot cricket scores for all - Returns the current score of all live games

cumberbatch - Hubot responds with a random @cumber_world creation from the last 200 tweets

hubot weather - Get the weather for HUBOT_DARK_SKY_DEFAULT_LOCATION
hubot weather <location> - Get the weather for <location>

HUBOT_DARK_SKY_API_KEY
HUBOT_DARK_SKY_DEFAULT_LOCATION
HUBOT_DARK_SKY_UNITS (optional - us, si, ca, or uk)

hubot it's been <number> days since <event> - Set the day when the event happened
hubot how long since <event>? - Display the number of days since the event

hubot deadlines - List what you have due
hubot add deadline 2011-10-30 Thing - Add a deadline for October 10, 2011
hubot remove deadline Thing - Remove a deadline named "Thing"
hubot clear deadlines - Remove all the deadlines

deal with it - display a "deal with it" gif

hubot decide "<option 1>" "<option 2>" "<option x>" - Randomly picks an option
hubot decide <option1> <option2> <option3> - Randomly picks an option

hubot def programming - Display a random programming quote from defprogramming.com

HUBOT_DEPLOY_ROOM - room to send announcements to

hubot is it <action> day ? - Returns if it's the day for your action

hubot excuse me

hubot dialectize|dialect|dia <dialect>|help <text> - Translates the given text into the given dialect

hubot roll dice - Roll two six-sided dice
hubot roll <x>d<y> - roll x dice, each of which has y sides

hubot show me dilbert - gets the daily dilbert

dimmer <input>

hubot get directions "<origin>" "<destination>" -- Shows directions between these locations

disassemble - NO DISASSEMBLE

check domain <domainname> - returns whether a domain is available

DNSIMPLE_USERNAME
DNSIMPLE_PASSWORD

hubot how do <group/occupation> do it? -- tells you how they do it (e.g. hubot how do hackers do it?)
hubot <people> do it <method> -- tells hubot how <people> do it (e.g. hubot GitHubbers do it in Campfire.)
hubot do it -- tells you a random way in which random people do it

failed - Responds with a great inspirational quote 

hubot (depress|dribbble|inspire) me - brings up popular images
[dribbble URL] - brings up image from the URL

Drupal.org url - Show details about a drupal.org page or issue

hubot drush sa - show the list of available sites ( --update-aliases will refresh this list )
hubot drush rq - show pending core requirements at a warning level or above
hubot drush <site alias> cc - Clears "all" cache for a given site alias.
hubot drush <site alias> pml - Lists the site modules ( "enabled" and "non-core" by default this can be changed with --disbaled or --core )
hubot drush <site alias> pmi <module/theme> - Show detailed info about a module or theme
hubot drush <site alias> uinf <user> - Display information about the user specified by uid, email, or username
hubot drush <site alias> ws - Show the 10 most recent watchdog messages
hubot drush <site alias> vget <variable name> - Show the value of a given variable

The hubot user will need permissions to run drush on the server that it is installed on.
If the site aliases are to remote servers (likely the case) then the hubot user will also need
ssh keys setup in order to access these sites.

hubot when you hear <pattern> do <something hubot does> - Setup a ear dropping event
hubot stop ear dropping - Stop all ear dropping
hubot stop ear dropping on <pattern> - Remove a particular ear dropping event
hubot show ear dropping - Show what hubot is ear dropping on

Ed Balls - Ed Balls

hubot eightball <query> - Ask the magic eight ball a question

hubot email <user@email.com> -s <subject> -m <message> - Sends email with the <subject> <message> to address <user@email.com>

hubot emoji me - Returns a random emoji
hubot emoji spin me - Spin the emoji slots
hubot emoji card me - Returns a random card against humanity with emoji

"put a bird on it" - Prints "put a 🐦  on it" in 'more' emoji mode.
"put a :bird: on it" - Prints "put a 🐦  on it" in 'less' emoji mode.
hubot list emoji - Print a list of available emojis
hubot more emoji - Try to substitute all words - no :colons: required.
hubot less emoji - Require :colons: to substitute emojis (default).

hubot encourage me
hubot encourge name
hubot encourage all

hubot espn headline - Displays a random headline from ESPN.com
hubot espn mlb <name of team> - Displays ESPN.com MLB team homepage
hubot espn nfl <name of team> - Displays ESPN.com NFL team homepage
hubot espn nba <name of team> - Displays ESPN.com NBA team homepage
hubot espn nhl <name of team> - Displays ESPN.com NHL team homepage

HUBOT_ESPN_ACCOUNT_KEY

hubot eval me <lang> <code> - evaluate <code> and show the result
hubot eval on <lang> - start recording
hubot eval off|finish|done - evaluate recorded <code> and show the result
hubot eval cancel - cancel recording
hubot eval list - list available languages

hubot developer excuse me - Get a random developer excuse
hubot developer excuse - Get a random developer excuse
hubot designer excuse me - Get a random designer excuse
hubot designer excuse - Get a random designer excuse

hubot what's the weather for <city> - Get the weather for a location
hubot what's the weather for <zip> - Get the weather for a zipcode

hubot hipster me <img> - Overlay hipster glasses on a face
hubot clown me <img> - Overlay a clown nose on a face
hubot scumbag me <img> - Overlay a scumbag on a face
hubot jason me <img> - Overlay a jason on a face

~<factoid> is <some phrase, link, whatever> - Creates a factoid
~<factoid> is also <some phrase, link, whatever> - Updates a factoid.
~<factoid> - Prints the factoid, if it exists. Otherwise tells you there is no factoid
~tell <user> about <factoid> - Tells the user about a factoid, if it exists
~~<user> <factoid> - Same as ~tell, less typing
<factoid>? - Same as ~<factiod> except for there is no response if not found
hubot no, <factoid> is <some phrase, link, whatever> - Replaces the full definition of a factoid
hubot factoids list - List all factoids
hubot factoid delete "<factoid>" - delete a factoid

HUBOT_FASTSPRING_PRIVATE_KEY

ferengi rule - Display a random ferengi rule of acquisition.

fibonacci me <integer> - Calculate Nth Fibonacci number

FILE_BRAIN_PATH

hubot filmwise me - a randomly selected filmwise invisible
hubot filmwise bomb <number> - filmwise invisible explosion!
hubot filmwise answer (or cheat) - show the answer to the last filmwise shown
hubot filmwise guess <answer> - guess the answer

fish - Get fishy

thing me <id> - Returns information about a flattr thing
hubot user me <username> - Returns information about a flattr user
hubot search things <query> - Search flattrs things

hubot flip <text> - express your anger
hubot rage flip <text> - express your anger with rage
hubot unflip <text>

fml - A random message from fmylife.com

fu <object> - tells <object> to f off with random response from FOASS

bug <number> - provide helpful information about a FogBugz case
case <number> - provide helpful information about a FogBugz case

HUBOT_FOGBUGZ_HOST
HUBOT_FOGBUGZ_TOKEN

hubot fortune me - Displays a super true fortune

frick - Let Zach Holman tell you what word to use instead of "frick"

fuck yeah <noun> - Displays a fuck yeah image for the given noun

not sure if <something> or <something else> - Generates a Futurama Fry meme
<something> is bad and you should feel bad - Generates a Zoidberg meme
<things> are bad and you should feel bad - Generates a Zoidberg meme
futurama fry - Shows a random Futurama Fry meme
<question> why not zoidberg? - Generates a Why Not Zoidberg? meme
<something> does not work that way! - Generates a Morbo meme
<things> do not work that way! - Generates a Morbo meme
hypnotoad - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
don't want to live - Shows the Professor's "don't want to live on this planet anymore" meme
shut up and take my money - Shows the Fry meme

HUBOT_MEMEGENERATOR_USERNAME -- Username on MemeGenerator.net
HUBOT_MEMEGENERATOR_PASSWORD -- Password for account on MemeGenerator.net

hubot oppa gangnam style - Return random gif from gifbin.com

hubot gauges for (today|yesterday) - Get views/people from today or yesterday
hubot gauges for YYYY-MM-DD - Get views/people for the specified date

HUBOT_GAUGES_TOKEN

hubot gem whois <gemname> - returns gem details if it exists

hubot geocode me <string> - Geocodes the string and return latitude,longitude
hubot where is <string> - Geocodes the string and return latitude,longitude

hubot gerrit search <query> - Search Gerrit for changes - the query should follow the normal Gerrit query rules
hubot gerrit (ignore|report) events for (project|user|event) <thing> - Tell Hubot how to report Gerrit events

HUBOT_GERRIT_SSH_URL
HUBOT_GERRIT_EVENTSTREAM_ROOMS

hubot find me a <technology> job in <location>

HUBOT_AUTHENTIC_JOBS_API_KEY

hubot gifbin me - Return random gif from gifbin.com

hubot gif me - Returns a random gif from a random blog
hubot food mosh - Returns a random gif from foodmosh.tumblr.com
hubot fluxmachine - Returns a random gif from fluxmachine.tumblr.com
hubot android - Returns a random gif from milosrajkovic.tumblr.com
hubot nic cage me - Returns a random gif from gifolas-cage.tumblr.com

HUBOT_TUMBLR_API_KEY - A Tumblr OAuth Consumer Key will work fine

hubot giftv me - Returns a random animated GIF

hubot gif me <query> - Returns an animated gif matching the requested search term.

HUBOT_GIPHY_API_KEY

git help <topic>

git - hubot says 'ima git you sucka'

hubot repo show <repo> - shows activity of repository

HUBOT_GITHUB_TOKEN
HUBOT_GITHUB_USER
HUBOT_GITHUB_API

Listens for <SHA> and links to the commit for your default repo on github

HUBOT_GITHUB_REPO
The `user/repository` that you want to connect to. example: github/hubot-scripts
HUBOT_GITHUB_TOKEN
You can retrieve your github token via:
curl -i https://api.github.com/authorizations -d '{"scopes":["repo"]}' -u "yourusername"
Enter your Github password when prompted. When you get a response, look for the "token" value
See the following for more details:
http://developer.github.com/v3/oauth/#create-a-new-authorization
https://github.com/iangreenleaf/githubot
HUBOT_GITHUB_API
Optional, default is https://api.github.com. Override with
http[s]://yourdomain.com/api/v3/ for Enterprise installations.

hubot repo commiters <repo> - shows commiters of repository
hubot repo top-commiters <repo> - shows top commiters of repository

HUBOT_GITHUB_TOKEN
HUBOT_GITHUB_API

Just put this url <HUBOT_URL>:<PORT>/hubot/gh-commits?room=<room> into you'r github hooks

hubot who do you know - List all the users with github logins tracked by Hubot
hubot i am `maddox` - map your user to the github login `maddox`
hubot who am i - reveal your mapped github login
hubot forget me - de-map your user to your github login

#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for HUBOT_GITHUB_REPO project
repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for repo project
user/repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for user/repo project

HUBOT_GITHUB_REPO
HUBOT_GITHUB_TOKEN
HUBOT_GITHUB_API
HUBOT_GITHUB_ISSUE_LINK_IGNORE_USERS

hubot show [me] [<limit> [of]] [<assignee>'s|my] [<label>] issues [for <user/repo>] [about <query>] -- Shows open GitHub issues for repo.
hubot show [me] issues for <repo> -- List all issues for given repo IFF HUBOT_GITHUB_USER configured
hubot show [me] issues for <user/repo> -- List all issues for given repo
hubot show [me] issues -- Lists all issues IFF HUBOT_GITHUB_REPO configured
hubot show <chat user's> issues -- Lists all issues for chat user IFF HUBOT_GITHUB_USER_(.*) configured

HUBOT_GITHUB_TOKEN
HUBOT_GITHUB_USER
HUBOT_GITHUB_REPO
HUBOT_GITHUB_USER_(.*)
HUBOT_GITHUB_API

hubot merge project_name/<head> into <base> - merges the selected branches or SHA commits

HUBOT_GITHUB_TOKEN
HUBOT_GITHUB_API
HUBOT_GITHUB_USER

You will have to do the following:
1. Get an API token: curl -u 'username' -d '{"scopes":["repo"],"note":"Hooks management"}' \
https://api.github.com/authorizations
2. Add <HUBOT_URL>:<PORT>/hubot/gh-pull-requests?room=<room>[&type=<type>] url hook via API:
curl -H "Authorization: token <your api token>" \
-d '{"name":"web","active":true,"events":["pull_request"],"config":{"url":"<this script url>","content_type":"json"}}' \
https://api.github.com/repos/<your user>/<your repo>/hooks

hubot show [me] <user/repo> pulls [with <regular expression>] -- Shows open pull requests for that project by filtering pull request's title.
hubot show [me] <repo> pulls -- Show open pulls for HUBOT_GITHUB_USER/<repo>, if HUBOT_GITHUB_USER is configured
hubot show [me] org-pulls [for <organization>] -- Show open pulls for all repositories of an organization, default is HUBOT_GITHUB_ORG

HUBOT_GITHUB_TOKEN
HUBOT_GITHUB_USER
HUBOT_GITHUB_API
HUBOT_GITHUB_ORG

hubot github search [repo] <query> - Search for <query> in [repo] or anywhere

HUBOT_GITHUB_TOKEN (optional, if you want to search in private repos)

hubot github status - Returns the current system status and timestamp.
hubot github status last - Returns the last human communication, status, and timestamp.
hubot github status messages - Returns the most recent human communications with status and timestamp.

GITLAB_CHANNEL
GITLAB_DEBUG
Put http://<HUBOT_URL>:<PORT>/gitlab/system as your system hook
Put http://<HUBOT_URL>:<PORT>/gitlab/web as your web hook (per repository)
You can also append "?targets=%23room1,%23room2" to the URL to control the
message destination.

go for it
went for it
going for it
goes for it

HUBOT_SHIP_EXTRA_GOPHERS # Optional

gob it - Display a GOB

good night

hubot good <good thing> - Add something good that happened this sprint
hubot bad <bad thing> - Add something bad that happened this sprint
hubot goodlist - List all good things that happened
hubot badlist - List all bad things that happened
hubot gooddel - Delete all good things that happened
hubot baddel - Delete all bad things that happened

hubot (google|search)( me) <query> - returns URL's and Title's for 5 first results from custom search

HUBOT_GOOGLE_SEARCH_KEY
HUBOT_GOOGLE_SEARCH_CX

hubot google me <query> - Googles <query> & returns 1st result's URL

gorby - Display a picture of everyone's favorite flat-faced cat

hubot gos(ling)? me - Receive a programmer Ryan Gosling meme
hubot gos(ling)? bomb N - Receive N programmer Ryan Gosling memes

HUBOT_TUMBLR_API_KEY

hubot graphite search <string> - search for graph by name
hubot graphite show <graph.name> - output graph

GRAPHITE_URL (e.g. https://graphite.example.com)
GRAPHITE_PORT (e.g. 8443)
GRAPHITE_AUTH (e.g. user:password for Basic Auth)

hubot graylog - output last 5 graylog messages
hubot graylog <count> - output last <count> graylog messages
hubot graylog streams - list graylog streams
hubot graylog hosts - list graylog hosts
hubot graylog <stream> <count> - output some messages from given stream
hubot graylog host <host> <count> - output some messages from given host

GRAYLOG_URL (e.g. https://graylog.example.com)
GRAYLOG_API_TOKEN (e.g. 098f6bcd4621d373cade4e832627b4f6)
GRAYLOG_SEPARATOR (e.g. ','. Default: "\n")

hubot grocery list - list items on your grocery list
hubot remind me to buy <item> - add item to grocery list
hubot i bought <item> - mark item as purchased
hubot remove <item> - remove item from my grocery lists
hubot what have i purchased - shows what you've purchased

hubot grumpycat me - Receive a Grumpy Cat
hubot grumpycat bomb N - get N Grumpy Cats

GTALK_ID
GTALK_PASSWORD
GTALK_ONLINE_ANNOUNCE
GTALK_PRESENCE
GTALK_SERVER
GTALK_PORT
GTALK_ROOM

hubot hn top <N> - get the top N items on hacker news (or your favorite RSS feed)
hn.top - refer to the top item on hn
hn[i] - refer to the ith item on hn

hubot hangman - Display the state of the current game
hubot hangman <letterOrWord> - Make a guess

WORDNIK_API_KEY

hubot hangout - sends hangout url

HUBOT_HANGOUT_URL

hubot hardradio song - Display the song that's rocking on air
hubot hardradio listen - Displays a link to play the radio

hubot remember my harvest account <email> with password <password> - Make hubot remember your Harvest credentials
hubot forget my harvest account - Make hubot forget your Harvest credentials again
hubot start harvest - Restart the last timer.
hubot start harvest at <project>/<task>: <notes> - Start a Harvest timer at a given project-task combination
hubot stop harvest [at project/task] - Stop the most recent Harvest timer or the one for the given project-task combination.
hubot daily harvest [of <user>] [at yyyy-mm-dd] - Show a user's Harvest timers for today (or yours, if noone is specified) or a specific day
hubot list harvest tasks [of <user>] - Show the Harvest project-task combinations available to a user (or you, if noone is specified)
hubot is harvest down/up - Check if the Harvest API is reachable.

HUBOT_HARVEST_SUBDOMAIN

hubot md5|sha|sha1|sha256|sha512|rmd160 me <string> - Generate hash of <string>

hubot haskell <script> - Evaluate one line of Haskell

haters - Returns a random haters gonna hate url

Hello or Good Day make hubot say hello to you back
Good Morning makes hubot say good morning to you back

hubot hs mailboxes - list Helpscout mailboxes
hubot hs count MAILBOX_ID - Return the number of active tickets in a mailbox
hubot hs users MAILBOX_ID - List the number of active tickets each user has in a mailbox

HUBOT_HELPSCOUT_API_KEY - Go to Your Profile -> API Keys

hubot heroku status - Returns the current Heroku status for app operations and tools
hubot heroku status issues <limit> - Returns a list of recent <limit> issues (default limit is 5)
hubot heroku status issue <id> - Returns a single issue by ID number

hide ya kids - Hide `em!

HUBOT_HIPCHAT_TOKEN - Hipchat API token

hubot show [<lines> lines of] history - Shows <lines> of history, otherwise all history
hubot clear history - Clears the history

HUBOT_HISTORY_LINES

beer - replies with random beer quote
<food> - replies with "Mmmm... <food>"
internet - replies with random internet quote
try - replies with random try quote

hubot horse - Display a randomly selected insight on the world from Horse_Ebooks

howdoi

http(s)://<site> - prints the title and meta description for sites linked.

HUBOT_HTTP_INFO_IGNORE_URLS - RegEx used to exclude Urls
HUBOT_HTTP_INFO_IGNORE_USERS - Comma-separated list of users to ignore
HUBOT_HTTP_INFO_IGNORE_DESC - Optional boolean indicating whether a site's meta description should be ignored

hubot httpcat <status> - get your status cat image
hubot httpcat help - explains usage

hubble me <query>  - Movie information is displayed 
hub me <query>

hubot q card - Returns a question
hubot card me - Displays an answer
hubot card 2 - Displays two answers for questions with two blanks

hubot is it iced coffee weather? - Display whether or not it's a good time for iced coffee

HUBOT_ICED_COFFEE_WEATHER_ID

illogical - Display an example of illogicality

hubot im <username> <some message> - im <username> <some message> right now !

hubot imdb the matrix

HUBOT_IMGUR_CLIENTID - your client id from imgur

hubot insult <name> - give <name> the what-for

invalid arg - supply an important counter-point to questionable arguments

hubot ip - Returns Hubot server's external IP address 

hubot is <domain> up? - Checks if <domain> is up

<anything Ivey> - Display an Ive

hubot movie me - Displays a moving still from IWDRM

HUBOT_TUMBLR_API_KEY - A Tumblr OAuth Consumer Key will work fine

hubot ci - show usage

HUBOT_JANKY_URL

hubot (run|sandbox) <javascript> - Execute the javascript code

Just put this url <HUBOT_URL>:<PORT>/hubot/jenkins-notify?room=<room> to your Jenkins
Notification config. See here: https://wiki.jenkins-ci.org/display/JENKINS/Notification+Plugin

hubot jenkins b <jobNumber> - builds the job specified by jobNumber. List jobs to get number.
hubot jenkins build <job> - builds the specified Jenkins job
hubot jenkins build <job>, <params> - builds the specified Jenkins job with parameters as key=value&key2=value2
hubot jenkins list <filter> - lists Jenkins jobs
hubot jenkins describe <job> - Describes the specified Jenkins job

HUBOT_JENKINS_URL
HUBOT_JENKINS_AUTH
Auth should be in the "user:password" format.

HUBOT_JIRA_URL (format: "https://jira-domain.com:9090")
HUBOT_JIRA_IGNORECASE (optional; default is "true")
HUBOT_JIRA_USERNAME (optional)
HUBOT_JIRA_PASSWORD (optional)
HUBOT_JIRA_ISSUES_IGNORE_USERS (optional, format: "user1|user2", default is "jira|github")

<Project Key>-<Issue ID> - Displays information about the JIRA ticket (if it exists)
hubot show watchers for <Issue Key> - Shows watchers for the given JIRA issue
hubot search for <JQL> - Search JIRA with JQL
hubot save filter <JQL> as <name> - Save JIRA JQL query as filter in the brain
hubot use filter <name> - Use a JIRA filter from the brain
hubot show filter(s) - Show all JIRA filters
hubot show filter <name> - Show a specific JIRA filter

HUBOT_JIRA_URL
HUBOT_JIRA_USER
HUBOT_JIRA_PASSWORD
Optional environment variables:
HUBOT_JIRA_USE_V2 (defaults to "true", set to "false" for JIRA earlier than 5.0)
HUBOT_JIRA_MAXLIST
HUBOT_JIRA_ISSUEDELAY
HUBOT_JIRA_IGNOREUSERS

hubot joinme - Generates a new join.me 9-digit code and outputs a presenter link (download) and a participant link (to view the session)

HUBOT_JOINME_AUTHCODE

hubot joke/jokel/jokels - Returns a random joke from jokels.com

<thing>++ - give thing some karma
<thing>-- - take away some of thing's karma
hubot karma <thing> - check thing's karma (if <thing> is omitted, show the top 5)
hubot karma empty <thing> - empty a thing's karma
hubot karma best - show the top 5
hubot karma worst - show the bottom 5

KARMA_ALLOW_SELF

hubot keep http://ninjas-20.herokuapp.com alive - Add inputted url to the collection of urls set to be pinged
hubot don't keep http://ninjas-20.herokuapp.com alive - Remove inputted url to the collection of urls set to be pinged
hubot what are you keeping alive - Show list of urls being kept alive

HUBOT_KEEP_ALIVE_FREQUENCY

hubot kickstarter start - Start the kickstarter update feed
hubot kickstarter change <mins> - Change the interval of kickstarter updates
hubot kickstarter stop - Stop the kickstarter update feed

KICKSTARTER_PROJECT
KICKSTARTER_INTERVAL

hubot kitten me - A randomly selected kitten
hubot kitten me <w>x<h> - A kitten of the given size
hubot kitten bomb me <number> - Many many kittens!

hubot klout <twitter name with or without @> - report klout score for twitter handle, and compare to competitors

HUBOT_KLOUT_API_KEY must be set in the environment. 
The competitors list is automatically created and includes the last 9 valid twitter handles. 

hubot what's <last FM user> playing  - Returns song name and artist
hubot what am I playing - only works if last.fm nick = username who typed it

HUBOT_LASTFM_APIKEY

hey lawrence - Display a random quote by Lawrence

hubot list my bugs - Retrieve the list of all a user's bugs from JIRA ('my' is optional)
hubot list my bugs about <searchterm> - Retrieve list of all a user's bugs from JIRA where the summary or description field contains <phrase> ('my' is optional)
hubot list my <priority> priority bugs  - Retrieve the list of a user's <priority> priority bugs from JIRA ('my' is optional)
hubot list my <priority> priority bugs about <phrase> - Retrieve list of all a user's <priority> priority bugs from JIRA where the summary or description field contains <phrase> ('my' is optional)

HUBOT_JIRA_DOMAIN
HUBOT_JIRA_USER
HUBOT_JIRA_PASSWORD
HUBOT_JIRA_ISSUE_TYPES
HUBOT_JIRA_ISSUE_PRIORITIES

hubot lmgtfy <optional @username> <some query>

hubot remember <location> as a <group> location - Remembers the location for the group
hubot forget <location> as a <group> location - Forgets the location from the group
hubot forget all locations for <group> - Forgets all the locations for the group
hubot where can we go for <group>? - Returns a list of places that exist for the group
hubot where should we go for <group>? - Returns a randomly selected location for the group

hubot locpix me <query> - Search the Library of Congress image archives

LOGENTRIES_ROOM
room number where hubot will say what alerts
were received from logentries

hubot lulz - BRING THE LOLZ from bukk.it

hubot lod <name> - gives back the character for the look of disapproval, optionally @name

hubot lyrics for <song> by <artist> - returns snippet of lyrics for this song

hubot subscribe <email> - Add email to list

MAILCHIMP_API_KEY
MAILCHIMP_LIST_ID

hubot 3d me <url..url_n> [options] - 3D Print the URLs
hubot 3d? - Show some help

The make-me HTTP server location, username and password
can be configured from the enviornment with `$HUBOT_MAKE_ME_URL`,
`$HUBOT_MAKE_ME_USER` and `$HUBOT_MAKE_ME_PASS`

hubot manatee - outputs a random manatee

hubot you saved me
hubot how is your life?

me gusta - Display "Me Gusta" face when heard

hubot Y U NO <text> - Generates the Y U NO GUY with the bottom caption of <text>
hubot I don't always <something> but when i do <text> - Generates The Most Interesting man in the World
hubot <text> (SUCCESS|NAILED IT) - Generates success kid with the top caption of <text>
hubot <text> ALL the <things> - Generates ALL THE THINGS
hubot <text> TOO DAMN <high> - Generates THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH guy
hubot Yo dawg <text> so <text> - Generates Yo Dawg
hubot All your <text> are belong to <text> - All your <text> are belong to <text>
hubot If <text>, <word that can start a question> <text>? - Generates Philosoraptor
hubot <text>, BITCH PLEASE <text> - Generates Yao Ming
hubot <text>, COURAGE <text> - Generates Courage Wolf
hubot ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY <text> - Generates Boromir
hubot IF YOU <text> GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME - Ski Instructor
hubot IF YOU <text> TROLLFACE <text> - Troll Face
hubot Aliens guy <text> - Aliens guy weighs in on something
hubot Brace yourself <text> - Ned Stark braces for <text>
hubot Iron Price <text> - To get <text>? Pay the iron price!
hubot Not sure if <something> or <something else> - Generates a Futurama Fry meme

hubot memegen Y U NO <text>  - Generates the Y U NO GUY with the bottom caption of <text>
hubot memegen I don't always <something> but when i do <text> - Generates The Most Interesting man in the World
hubot memegen <text> ORLY? - Generates the ORLY? owl with the top caption of <text>
hubot memegen <text> (SUCCESS|NAILED IT) - Generates success kid with the top caption of <text>
hubot memegen <text> ALL the <things> - Generates ALL THE THINGS
hubot memegen <text> TOO DAMN <high> - Generates THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH guy
hubot memegen good news everyone! <news> - Generates Professor Farnsworth
hubot memegen khanify <text> - TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!
hubot memegen Not sure if <text> or <text> - Generates Futurama Fry
hubot memegen Yo dawg <text> so <text> - Generates Yo Dawg
hubot memegen ALL YOUR <text> ARE BELONG TO US - Generates Zero Wing with the caption of <text>
hubot memegen if <text>, <word that can start a question> <text>? - Generates Philosoraptor
hubot memegen <text> FUCK YOU - Angry Linus
hubot memegen (Oh|You) <text> (Please|Tell) <text> - Willy Wonka
hubot memegen <text> you're gonna have a bad time - Bad Time Ski Instructor
hubot memegen one does not simply <text> - Lord of the Rings Boromir
hubot memegen it looks like (you|you're) <text> - Generates Clippy
hubot memegen AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE <text> - The Big Lebowski
hubot memegen <text> NOT IMPRESSED - Generates McKayla Maroney
hubot memegen PREPARE YOURSELF <text> - Generates GoT
hubot memegen WHAT IF I TOLD YOU <text> - Generates Morpheus
hubot memegen <text> BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS - Generates Bear Grylls

HUBOT_MEMEGEN_USERNAME
HUBOT_MEMEGEN_PASSWORD
HUBOT_MEMEGEN_DIMENSIONS

fear|afraid - Recite the Litany Against Fear

hubot minime <message> - sends the message to any subscribers.

hubot get mitch - This spits out one of the many awesome Mitch Hedberg quotes from wikiquote.org with filter
hubot get dirty mitch - This spits out one of the many awesome Mitch Hedberg quotes from wikiquote.org without potty mouth filter

hubot save my mite key <key> for <account> - stores your personal API key for mite.yo.lk
hubot mite me <task> on <project> - starts or stops the matched task on the given project in mite.yo.lk

hubot moarcats me - links http://edgecats.net, which serves a random cat gif
hubot moarcats bomb <n> - gives <n> cat gifs

hubot there's a module for <that>
hubot module me <something> - Returns links to modules or themes on drupal.org

MONGODB_USERNAME
MONGODB_PASSWORD
MONGODB_HOST
MONGODB_PORT
MONGODB_DB

MONGOLAB_URI

hubot mta me <train> - the status of a nyc subway line

hubot cast <card name> - a picture of the named magic card

setup http://hostname/hubot/myappstatus/ROOMNUMBER as
your notification webook. If on Heroku lookup the hostname where
the hubot server is running. (e.g. my-hubot.herokuapp.com)

hubot: trains <departure station> to <arrival station>
hubot: trains <arrival station>
hubot: trains <departure station> to  - lists next 5 departures

HUBOT_DEFAULT_STATION - set the default from station (nearest to your home/office)

hubot nettipot - Send scarring, horrifying image of a nettipot in use.

hubot newrelic me - Returns summary application stats from New Relic

HUBOT_NEWRELIC_ACCOUNT_ID
HUBOT_NEWRELIC_APP_ID
HUBOT_NEWRELIC_API_KEY

hubot news - Get the latest headlines
hubot news <topic> - Get the latest headlines for a specific topic

hubot be nice - just gives some love :)

hubot nick pirate <name> - Get your pirate name.
hubot nick wutang <name> - Get your Wutang Clan name.
hubot nick blues <name> - Get your Blues guitarist name.
hubot nick potter <name> - Get your Harry Potter universe name.
hubot nick hacker <name> - Get your l337 hacker name.
hubot nick help - explains usage

hubot notify me by prowl with YOUR_PROWL_API_KEY
hubot notify me by nma with YOUR_NMA_API_KEY
hubot notify me by sms with 15556667890
hubot list notifiers

hubot npm version <package name> - returns npm package version if it exists

get <api> authorization url - get a link to authorization place
set <api> verifier <verification_code> - set verification code and access token after first step
set <api> access token <code> - set access token manually, for OAuth 2.0 (Facebook) only
refresh <api> token - refresh access token if it expires, for OAuth 2.0 only
get <api> request token - retrieves request token public value
get <api> access token - retrieves access token public value
get <api> verifier - retrieves verification code
remove <api> authorization - clears tokens from memory if user is same who verified the last authorization

hubot strategy - Suggests a strategy
hubot a strategy for <user> - Suggests a strategy to user

hubot octocat me - a randomly selected octocat
hubot octocat bomb me <number> - octocat-splosion!

hubot octospy <repo> [event_type] - Start watching events for the repo, default push
hubot octospy stop <repo> [event_type] - Stop watching events for the repo
hubot octospying - Show what you're spying on
hubot octospy events - List the events you can watch

HUBOT_URL
HUBOT_GITHUB_USER
HUBOT_GITHUB_PASSWORD
or
HUBOT_GITHUB_TOKEN

hubot odesk|offer me <keywords> - Get most recent jobs from oDesk filtered by keywords
hubot best odesk|offer me <keywords> - Get most recent dream jobs from oDesk filtered by keywords

HUBOT_BITLY_USERNAME
HUBOT_BITLY_API_KEY
(preferred but not required)

hubot offthegrid

FACEBOOK_ACCESS_TOKEN

dice start - starts a game of one, four, twenty four
dice take <dice letters> - takes dice at given levels
dice stats - displays your statistics
dice stats all - displays all players' statistics

hubot who's on call - return the username of who's on call
hubot pager me trigger <msg> - create a new incident with <msg>
hubot pager me 60 - take the pager for 60 minutes
hubot pager me as <email> - remember your pager email is <email>
hubot pager me incidents - return the current incidents
hubot pager me incident NNN - return the incident NNN
hubot pager me note <incident> <content> - add note to incident #<incident> with <content>
hubot pager me notes <incident> - show notes for incident #<incident>
hubot pager me problems - return all open incidents
hubot pager me ack <incident> - ack incident #<incident>
hubot pager me resolve <incident1> <incident2> ... <incidentN> - ack all specified incidents
hubot pager me ack - ack all triggered incidents 
hubot pager me resolve <incident> - resolve incident #<incident>
hubot pager me resolve <incident1> <incident2> ... <incidentN>- resolve all specified incidents
hubot pager me resolve - resolve all acknowledged incidents

HUBOT_PAGERDUTY_API_KEY - API Access Key
HUBOT_PAGERDUTY_SUBDOMAIN
HUBOT_PAGERDUTY_SERVICE_API_KEY - Service API Key from a 'General API Service'
HUBOT_PAGERDUTY_SCHEDULE_ID
HUBOT_PAGERDUTY_ROOM - Room in which you want the pagerduty webhook notifications to appear
HUBOT_PAGERDUTY_ENDPOINT - Pagerduty Webhook listener e.g /hook

hubot pager me <number> - award <number> points to the user
hubot pager me points - should current points

hubot gif me <query> - Create a gif using images from the web.
hubot pty me <query> - Alias for 'gif'.

hubot pa - The latest Penny Arcade comic
hubot pa <date> - Penny Arcade comic from <date> - mm/dd/yyyy format

DATABASE_URL

hubot pgsql <version> <sql>

hubot phpdoc for <function> - Shows PHP function information.

hubot pin|pinterest me <query> - Returns a random image from pinterest for <query>

hubot pin <url> as <description> - add a url to your pinboard feed
hubot link <url> as <description> - add a url to the robot brain
hubot link me for <description> - find a link by description
hubot list bookmarks - get a list of the 15 most recent bookmarks
hubot list links - List all of the links that are being tracked
hubot feed me - get the URL to subscribe to your bookmark rss

PINBOARD_USERNAME
PINBOARD_PASSWORD

hubot pinkman me bitch - Random quote from Pinkman

show me stories for <project> - shows current stories being worked on
pivotal story <story_id> - shows story title, owner and status

HUBOT_PIVOTAL_TOKEN
HUBOT_PIVOTAL_PROJECT

paste a pivotal tracker link or type "sid-####" in the presence of hubot

HUBOT_PIVOTAL_TOKEN

hubot pizza - Show a pizza gif

HUBOT_TUMBLR_API_KEY - A Tumblr OAuth Consumer Key will work fine
HUBOT_MORE_PIZZA - Show pizza whenever anyone mentions it (default: false)

hubot play - Plays music.
hubot play next - Plays the next song.
hubot play previous - Plays the previous song.
hubot what's playing - Returns the currently-played song.
hubot what's next - Returns next song in the queue.
hubot I want this song - Returns a download link for the current song.
hubot I want this album - Returns a download link for the current album.
hubot play <artist> - Queue up ten songs from a given artist.
hubot play <album> - Queue up an entire album.
hubot play <song> - Queue up a particular song. This grabs the first song by playcount.
hubot play <something> right [fucking] now - Play this shit right now.
hubot where's play - Gives you the URL to the web app.
hubot volume? - Returns the current volume level.
hubot volume [0-100] - Sets the volume.
hubot be quiet - Mute play.
hubot say <message> - `say` your message over your speakers.
hubot clear play - Clears the Play queue.

HUBOT_PLAY_URL
HUBOT_PLAY_TOKEN

<name>++
<name>--
hubot score <name>
hubot top <amount>
hubot bottom <amount>

hubot poem <about>              - Tell us a poem that starts like this
hubot poem <# of lines> <about> - Tell a poem in this many lines

hubot give <number> points to <username> - award <number> points to <username>
hubot give <username> <number> points - award <number> points to <username>
hubot take <number> points from <username> - take away <number> points from <username>
hubot how many points does <username> have? - list how many points <username> has
hubot take all points from <username> - removes all points from <username>

pokefact - get a random pokefact!

hubot start pomodoro - start a new pomodoro
hubot start pomodoro <time> - start a new pomodoro with a duration of <time> minutes
hubot stop pomodoro - stop a pomodoro
hubot pomodoro? - shows the details of the current pomodoro
hubot total pomodoros - shows the number of the total completed pomodoros

hubot drunk-text <number> - send a text to <number>
hubot prank-text <number> - send a text to <number>

SMS_USERNAME
SMS_PASSWORD
SMS_FROM

PULP_CHANNEL
PULP_DEBUG
Put http://<HUBOT_URL>:<PORT>/pulp/report as your event listner
You can also append "?target=#room1,#room2" to the URL to control the
message destination.

hubot cook <ingredent>  - Suggest recipe based on ingredent

HUBOT_PUNCHFORK_APIKEY

hubot show latest from pypi for <package> - Shows latest version of Python package registered at PyPI
hubot show total downloads from pypi for <package> - Shows total number of downloads accross all versions of Python package registered at PyPI

HUBOT_PYPI_URL (defaults to http://pypi.python.org/pypi)

hubot python(2|3) library <name> - Gets the url of the named library if it exists.

hubot quakes (intensity|all|significant) (period) [limit]

hubot (q|ask|quandora query) <text> - search text in Quandora
hubot qs <n> - display question <n> after a search
hubot (qd|quandora domain) - display configured quandora domain

HUBOT_QUANDORA_DOMAIN
HUBOT_QUANDORA_USER
HUBOT_QUANDORA_PASSWD

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/* - Detects the url and displays the image

hubot enlighten - random quote
hubot quote - random quote
hubot quote from <person> - quote from person

HUBOT_QUOTE_MAX_LINES

hubot rabbit nodes - display list of cluster nodes (name, uptime)
hubot rabbit vhosts - display list of vhosts
hubot rabbit queues - display list of queues (messages_ready, messages_unacknowledged, name)
hubot rabbit slow queues - display list of queues with messages.length > slow threshold
hubot set rabbit queues slow <threshold> - set slow queue threshold
hubot rabbit bindings <subscription> - display binding info for a subscription (source->destination (type) {args})

HUBOT_RABBITMQ_HOST
HUBOT_RABBITMQ_USER (default is 'guest')
HUBOT_RABBITMQ_PWD (default is 'guest')
HUBOT_RABBITMQ_VIRT_HOST (defaults to '/')

hubot rage <tag> - Send a rageface for a given tag, if no tag is given, one will be chosen at random

hubot rajinikanth|rajini -- random Rajinikanth awesomeness
hubot rajinikanth|rajini me <user> -- let's see how <user> would do as Rajinikanth

hubot rally me <formattedID> - Lookup a task, story, defect, etc. from Rally

HUBOT_RALLY_USERNAME
HUBOT_RALLY_PASSWORD

hubot random user - Get random user data from randomuser.me

hubot rands - A nugget of Randsian wisdom is dispensed
hubot rands count - The number of wisdom nuggets is returned 

<Rdio link> - Show information about the artist/album/track

HUBOT_RDIO_KEY
HUBOT_RDIO_SECRET

hubot joke me - Pull a random joke from /r/jokes

hubot a reddit <subreddit> - A random top (today) post from the specified subreddit. Tries to find a picture if possible

hubot reddit (me) <reddit> [limit] - Lookup reddit topic

REDISTOGO_URL or REDISCLOUD_URL or BOXEN_REDIS_URL

hubot (redmine|show) me <issue-id> - Show the issue status
hubot show (my|user's) issues - Show your issues or another user's issues
hubot assign <issue-id> to <user-first-name> ["notes"] - Assign the issue to the user (searches login or firstname)
hubot update <issue-id> with "<note>" - Adds a note to the issue
hubot add <hours> hours to <issue-id> ["comments"] - Adds hours to the issue with the optional comments
hubot link me <issue-id> - Returns a link to the redmine issue
hubot set <issue-id> to <int>% ["comments"] - Updates an issue and sets the percent done

HUBOT_REDMINE_SSL
HUBOT_REDMINE_BASE_URL
HUBOT_REDMINE_TOKEN
HUBOT_REDMINE_IGNORED_USERS

hubot reload all scripts - Reloads scripts without restart. Loads new scripts too.
hubot command count - Tells how many commands hubot knows

hubot remember <key> - Returns a string
hubot remember <key> is <value>. - Returns nothing. Remembers the text for next time!
hubot what do you remember - Returns everything hubot remembers.
hubot forget <key> - Removes key from hubots brain.
hubot what are your favorite memories? - Returns a list of the most remembered memories.  
hubot random memory - Returns a random string

hubot remind me in <time> to <action> - Set a reminder in <time> to do an <action> <time> is in the format 1 day, 2 hours, 5 minutes etc. Time segments are optional, as are commas

http://replygif.net/<id> - Embeds image from ReplyGif with that id.
hubot replygif <keyword> - Embeds random ReplyGif with the keyword.
hubot replygif me <keyword> - Same as `hubot replygif <keyword>`.

hubot responders - List all responders
hubot responder /pattern/ - Show a responder
hubot forget /pattern/ - Remove a responder
hubot respond /pattern/ msg.send(...) - Create a new responder

hubot resque - Lists the queues with pending jobs

RESQUE_WEB_URL

hubot job list - Returns the current list of jobs from The Resumator
hubot job applicants - Returns the current list of applicants in the pipeline of the Resumator

preach - Returns a random Reverend X quote

rb <cmd> <args> - Runs a Ruby script named <cmd> sending the arguments <args>.

RHUBOT_PATH - Path to Rhubot
HUBOT_URL - URL to Hubot HTTP router - http://192.168.0.0:8080

rimshot - Link to a short video of a rimshot

hubot robot - mention the word robot to hubot and he responds with a robot-oriented meme

hubot roll - Generates a random number between 1 and 100 inclusive
hubot roll <num> - Generates a random number between 1 and <num> inclusive
hubot roll <num>-<num2> - Generates a random number between <num> and <num2> inclusive

hubot rollout list - Returns a list of available features
hubot rollout show <feature> - Shows the current rollout of `feature`
hubot rollout activate_user <feature> <user_id> - Activate `feature` for `user_id`
hubot rollout deactivate_user <feature> <user_id> - Deactivate `feature` for `user_id`
hubot rollout activate_group <feature> <group> - Activate `feature` for `group_id`
hubot rollout deactivate_group <feature> <group> - Deactivate `feature` for `group_id`
hubot rollout activate_percentage <feature> <percentage> - Activate `feature` for `percentage`% of users
hubot rollout deactivate <feature> - Deactivate `feature` all users

HUBOT_ROLLOUT_API_URL

hubot <user> disapproves - Disapprove of something
hubot <user> approves - Approve of something

hubot room info - gives some information about current room

hubot rotten [me] <movie>
hubot what's in theaters?
hubot what's coming out in theaters?
hubot what's coming out on (dvd|bluray)? - there is not a distinction between dvd and bluray

HUBOT_ROTTEN_TOMATOES_API_KEY

hubot rtdl show <user_name> - Display the <user_name> RssToDoList feed url
hubot rtdl add <user_name> <link> - Send the <link> to <user_name> RssToDoList feed

hubot ruby|rb <script> - Evaluate one line of Ruby script

hubot the ruby rules - Make hubot explain how to write practical ruby.

hubot there's a gem for <that> - Returns a link to a gem on rubygems.org

HUBOT_S3_BRAIN_ACCESS_KEY_ID      - AWS Access Key ID with S3 permissions
HUBOT_S3_BRAIN_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY  - AWS Secret Access Key for ID
HUBOT_S3_BRAIN_BUCKET             - Bucket to store brain in
HUBOT_S3_BRAIN_SAVE_INTERVAL      - [Optional] auto-save interval in seconds
Defaults to 30 minutes

hubot salesforce account <accountname> - searches for the account by name in Salesforce and displays all matches
hubot salesforce query <query> - runs an arbitrary SOQL query and outputs the results

SF_INSTANCE_URL = url of your salesforce instance eg. https://na2.salesforce.com

hubot scalarium list (apps|clouds) - Lists all applications/clouds on scalarium
hubot scalarium deploy <app id> <message> - Triggers an deployment of *app id* with *message*

HUBOT_SCALARIUM_TOKEN: for authenticating the requests (see https://manage.scalarium.com/users/<user-id>/api)

hubot scale <value> - Show a simple text scale.
hubot scale <locale> <value> - Show a simple text scale in specified locale - can be 'uk', 'nj', or 'uh'.

hubot deploy - executes the deploy script, defined via ENV Var "SCALR_DEPLOY_SCRIPT"
hubot flush [the ]cache - executes the cache flush script, defined via ENV Var "SCALR_FLUSH_CACHE_SCRIPT"

SCALR_API_KEY = Scalr API key
SCALR_SECRET_KEY = Scalr secret key
SCALR_FARM_NAME = Scalr Farm name
SCALR_ROLE_NAME = Scalr role to execute the scripts on
SCALR_DEPLOY_SCRIPT = Name of the Deploy script.
SCALR_FLUSH_CACHE_SCRIPT = Name of the Cache Flush script.

scotch me - supply a user with scotch

http://screencast.com/... - Display image from Screencast

hubot script load <script> - Load a script
hubot script list [-l]     - List all availiable scripts (optional -l for list mode)
hubot script info <script> - Print script help

hubot take scrum notes - Starts taking notes from all users in the room (records all messages starting with yesterday, today, tomorrow, sun, mon, tue, wed, thu, fri, sat, blocking)
hubot stop taking notes - Stops taking scrum notes (if a path is configured saves day notes to a json file)
hubot scrum notes - shows scrum notes taken so far
hubot are you taking notes? - hubot indicates if he's currently taking notes

HUBOT_SCRUMNOTES_PATH - if set, folder where daily notes should be saved as json files (otherwise they just stay on robot brain)

hubot secrets - Returns room name/id, API key and subdomain

HUBOT_CAMPFIRE_ROOM_NAME - Some places, like Github, require the actual room name, *not* the id.

hubot semaphoreapp status [<project> [<branch>]] - Reports build status for projects' branches

HUBOT_SEMAPHOREAPP_TRIGGER
Comma-separated list of additional keywords that will trigger
this script (e.g., "build")
HUBOT_SEMAPHOREAPP_AUTH_TOKEN
Your authentication token for Semaphore API
HUBOT_SEMAPHOREAPP_NOTIFY_RULES
Comma-separated list of rules. A rule consists of a room and an
*optional* regular expression separated with a colon (i.e., ':').
Right-hand side of a rule is to match branch names, so you can do things
like notifying "The Serious Room" for master branch, and discard all other
notifications. If you omit right-hand side of a rule then room will
be notified for any branch.
Note: If you're using the built-in Campfire adapter then a "room" would be
one of the Campfire room ids configured in HUBOT_CAMPFIRE_ROOMS.
Examples:
"The Internal Room"
=>  Notifications of any branch go to "The Internal Room".
"The Serious Room:master"
=>  Notifications of master branch go to "The Serious Room",
notifications of other branches will be discarded.
"The Serious Room:master,The Internal Room:(?!master).*"
=>  Notifications of master branch go to "The Serious Room",
notifications of other branches go to "The Internal Room".
"The Developers Room:.*(test|experiment).*"
=>  Notifications of branches that contain "test" or "experiment"
go to "The Developers Room", notifications of other branches
will be discarded.

hubot sendgrid total - total sendgrid usage for the account
hubot sendgrid today - Total usage for today
hubot sendgrid last X [days] - Total usage for the last X days
hubot sendgrid c[ategory] [total] <category> - Today or all time usage for the given category
hubot sendgrid c[ategory] last X [days] <category> - Total usage for the last X days for the given category
hubot sendgrid categories - list all categories for account

HUBOT_SENDGRID_USER to your SendGrid username (the same as you use to log in to sendgrid.com)
HUBOT_SENDGRID_KEY to your SendGrid password (the same as you use to log in to sendgrid.com)

hubot setenv HUBOT_AWESOME true - set the environment variable HUBOT_AWESOME to true
hubot getenv HUBOT_AWESOME      - return the value of the environment variable HUBOT_AWESOME

hubot shake cam - Returns an image of the line at Shake Shack

sheeeit - Display an image or animated gif

ship it - Display a motivation squirrel

HUBOT_SHIP_EXTRA_SQUIRRELS

sloth me - Sends a sloth image URL

hubot sms <to> <message> - Sends <message> to the number <to>

HUBOT_SMS_SID
HUBOT_SMS_TOKEN
HUBOT_SMS_FROM

hubot snow in <two letter state name> - Displays resort info for a state, .e.g., snow in CO
hubot snow at <resort>, <two letter state name> - Displays info for a single resort

hubot what's playing - show what's playing on the office Sonos

HUBOT_SONOS_HOST

hubot sosearch [me] <query> - Search for the query
hubot sosearch [me] <query> with tags <tag list sperated by ,> - Search for the query limit to given tags

HUBOT_SOUNDCLOUD_CLIENTID: API client_id for SoundCloud

hubot spark me [1,2,3,4,5,6,7,3] - ouputs a spark rendered graph

speak me <phrase> - Detects the language 'phrase' is written in, then sends back a spoken version of that phrase

HUBOT_MSTRANSLATE_CLIENT_ID
HUBOT_MSTRANSLATE_CLIENT_SECRET

spin me <query> - Returns a spun version of the input
spun me <query> - Returns a spintax version of the input using articlemanager.us spinner API
spun and spin me <query> - Returns a spun version of the input using spun me command first
spin the last spun - Returns a spun version of the user centric input generated by the last spun me call

HUBOT_SPINNER_SECRET_KEY
HUBOT_SPINNER_ACCESS_KEY

hubot play! - Plays current playlist or song.
hubot pause - Pause the music.
hubot play next - Plays the next song.
hubot play back - Plays the previous song.
hubot playing? - Returns the currently-played song.
hubot play <song> - Play a particular song. This plays the first most popular result.
hubot volume? - Returns the current volume level.
hubot volume [0-100] - Sets the volume.
hubot volume+ - Bumps the volume.
hubot volume- - Bumps the volume down.
hubot mute - Sets the volume to 0.
hubot [name here] says turn it down - Sets the volume to 15 and blames [name here].
hubot say <message> - Tells hubot to read a message aloud.
hubot find <song> - See if Spotify knows about a song without attempting to play it.
hubot airplay <Apple TV> - Tell Spot to broadcast to the specified Apple TV.

HUBOT_SPOT_URL

<spotify link> - returns info about the link (track, artist, etc.)

hubot sprintly [product_id] [status] [limit] - list items in status (default status is in-progress, other values: backlog, completed, accepted; default limit is 20)
hubot sprintly [product_id] mine - list items assigned to me
hubot sprintly [product_id] #42 - show item #42
hubot sprintly [product_id] #42 tasks - list unfinished subtasks of story #42
hubot sprintly [product_id] <action> #42 - carry out action on item #42 (available actions: start, stop, finish, accept, reject, delete)
hubot sprintly [product_id] [environment] deploy 4,8,15,16,23,42 - mark items as deployed to an environment
hubot sprintly token <email:apitoken> - set/update credentials for user (required for other commands to work)
hubot sprintly default 1234 - set default product_id
hubot sprintly default_env production - set default environment (used for deploy)

hubot pandorame <artist, song, etc> - plays on pandora
hubot pause|play
hubot vol <positive or negative #> - changes volume
hubot crankit|indoor voices - volume presets
hubot who's playing? - lists station, artist, song
hubot thumbsup|thumbsdown - relay preferences to pandora

SQUEEZE_BOX_EMAIL
SQUEEZE_BOX_PASSWORD
SQUEEZE_BOX_PLAYER_ID

stagehand who [env] - Show who has booked the staging server and how much time they have left
stagehand book [env] [minutes] - Book the staging server and optionally specify usage time. Default is 30min
stagehand cancel [env] - Cancel the current booking

hubot stallman - Returns a Richard Stallman fact.

hubot away <away_message> - Sets you as "away" and optionally sets an away
message. While away, anybody who mentions you
will be shown your away message. Remember AIM?
hubot return - Removes your away flag & away message
hubot status <status_message> - Sets your status to status_message.
hubot status <username> - Tells you the status of username
Shortcuts Commands:
hubot a <away_message>
hubot r
hubot s <status_message>
hubot s <username>

hubot daily deal - <It will show you Steam's daily deal>

steve holt - Display an image of Steve Holt

hubot stock <info|quote|price> for <ticker> - Get a stock price

hubot stock me <ticker> - show today's stock chart for <ticker>
hubot stock me -(5d|2w|2mon|1y) <ticker> - show stock chart for <ticker>

HUBOT_COUCHDB_URL

hubot stranger me - Meet someone new from facebook

hubot sudo <anything you want> - Force hubot to do what you want

hubot pipeline me - Gives the total amount in sales pipeline

HUBOT_SUGARCRM_URL
HUBOT_SUGARCRM_USERNAME
HUBOT_SUGARCRM_PASSWORD
HUBOT_SUGARCRM_REPORT_ID
HUBOT_SUGARCRM_REPORT_FIELD

hubot swanson me - Motivates you to be more awesome

hubot take the blame - For everything
hubot take the blame for <something> - For <something>

hubot say something about <topic> - will say something he knows about the subject
hubot when asked <regexp_of_question> answer <response> - teach your bot to answer to <regexp_of_question> with <response>
hubot forget answers - remove every teached answer from bot brain

hubot good morning - Receive a random quote from the warren ellis generator

hubot task add <task> - Add a task
hubot task list tasks - List the tasks
hubot task delete <task number> - Delete a task

hubot when is the next <route #> going <north/south/east/west> from <4 letter stop code OR street name>

HUBOT_ROOM_TO_RECEIVE_TEAM_CITY_BUILD_RESULTS

hubot show me builds - Show status of currently running builds
hubot tc list projects - Show all available projects
hubot tc list buildTypes - Show all available build types
hubot tc list buildTypes of <project> - Show all available build types for the specified project
hubot tc list builds <buildType> <number> - Show the status of the last <number> builds.  Number defaults to five.
hubot tc list builds of <buildType> of <project> <number>- Show the status of the last <number> builds of the specified build type of the specified project. Number can only follow the last variable, so if project is not passed, number must follow buildType directly. <number> Defaults to 5
hubot tc build start <buildType> - Adds a build to the queue for the specified build type
hubot tc build start <buildType> of <project> - Adds a build to the queue for the specified build type of the specified project
hubot tc build stop all <buildType> id <buildId> of <project> - Stops all currently running builds of a given buildType. Project parameter is optional. Please note that the special 'all' keyword will kill all currently running builds ignoring all further parameters. hubot tc build stop all all

HUBOT_TEAMCITY_USERNAME = <user name>
HUBOT_TEAMCITY_PASSWORD = <password>
HUBOT_TEAMCITY_HOSTNAME = <host : port>
HUBOT_TEAMCITY_SCHEME = <http || https> defaults to http if not set.

hubot tell <username> <some message> - tell <username> <some message> next time they are present. Case-Insensitive prefix matching is employed when matching usernames, so "foo" also matches "Foo" and "foooo"

hubot text <phonenumber> <message> - Sends <message> to <phonenumber>.

HUBOT_SMSIFIED_USERNAME
HUBOT_SMSIFIED_PASSWORD
HUBOT_SMSIFIED_SENDERADDRESS

thanks obama - A random image from http://thanks-obama.tumblr.com

knowing is half the battle - display "The Battle" image

hubot time in <city> - Get current time in city

HUBOT_WWO_API_KEY
HUBOT_WWO_API_URL

hey j-roc - Display a random J-ROC quote
hey lahey - Display a random Lahey quote
hey ricky - Display a random Ricky quote
hey bubbles - Display a random Bubbles quote

#123 - Show details about a Trac ticket
Full ticket URL - Show details about a Trac ticket
r123 - Show details about a commit
[123] - Show details about a commit

HUBOT_TRAC_URL: Base URL to Trac instance, without trailing slash eg: https://myserver.com/trac
HUBOT_TRAC_USER: Trac username (uses HTTP basic authentication)
HUBOT_TRAC_PASSWORD: Trac password

hubot train disruptions <station> - Retrieve the list of disruptions near <station>. <station> can be a station code (e.g. 'asd') or (part of) a station name (e.g. 'Amsterdam Centraal')

HUBOT_NS_API_EMAIL
HUBOT_NS_API_PASSWORD

<a Trajectory story or idea URL> - sends back some details

HUBOT_TRAJECTORY_APIKEY: your Trajectory API key
HUBOT_TRAJECTORY_ACCOUNT: your Trajectory account number

hubot torrents - Get a list of open torrents
hubot where is transmission? - Reply with the URL Hubot is using to talk to Transmission

HUBOT_TRANSMISSION_USER - Transmission HTTP username
HUBOT_TRANSMISSION_PASSWORD - Transmission HTTP password
HUBOT_TRANSMISSION_URL - The URL used to access Transmission remotely

hubot travis me <user>/<repo> - Returns the build status of https://github.com/<user>/<repo>

hubot trello card <name> - Create a new Trello card
hubot trello show - Show cards on list

HUBOT_TRELLO_KEY - Trello application key
HUBOT_TRELLO_TOKEN - Trello API token
HUBOT_TRELLO_LIST - The list ID that you'd like to create cards for

trol.* - returns one of many alternative trollfaces when trolling is
mentioned (troll, trolling, trolololololo...)

HUBOT_IMGUR_CLIENT_ID

hubot truckstopsf - get just the names of the food trucks today
hubot truckstopsf details|deets - get food truck names and details
hubot truckstopsf! - get food truck names and details

hubot erl <expr> - Evaluate an Erlang Expression on tryerlang.org and return the result

hubot show me tumblr <count> - Shows the latest <count> tumblr photos (default is 1)

HUBOT_TUMBLR_BLOG_NAME
HUBOT_TUMBLR_API_KEY

TT_AUTH - turntable.fm auth
TT_USERID - turntable.fm user id
TT_ROOMID - turntable.fm room id
TT_CHAN - Hubot channel to send messages to

hubot tvshow me <show> - Show info about <show>

HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_KEY
HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_SECRET
HUBOT_TWITTER_ACCESS_TOKEN_KEY
HUBOT_TWITTER_ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET

hubot <keyword> tweet - Returns a link to a tweet about <keyword>

HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_KEY
HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_SECRET
HUBOT_TWITTER_ACCESS_TOKEN_KEY
HUBOT_TWITTER_ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET

hubot tweet@<screen_name> <update> - posts the update to twitter as <screen_name>

HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_KEY
HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_SECRET
HUBOT_TWEETER_ACCOUNTS

hubot twitter <twitter username> - Show last tweet from <twitter username>
hubot twitter <twitter username> <n> - Cycle through tweet with <n> starting w/ latest

HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_KEY
HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_SECRET
HUBOT_TWITTER_ACCESS_TOKEN
HUBOT_TWITTER_ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET

hubot twitter search <search_term> - Set search query
hubot twitter search - Show current search query

HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_KEY
HUBOT_TWITTER_CONSUMER_SECRET
HUBOT_TWITTER_MENTION_QUERY
HUBOT_TWITTER_MENTION_ROOM

hubot twitter stream <filter> - Connects to Twitter stream and filters tweets according to <filter> 
hubot stop twitter stream - Disconnects from Twitter stream

HUBOT_TWITTER_STREAM_CONSUMER_KEY
HUBOT_TWITTER_STREAM_CONSUMER_SECRET
HUBOT_TWITTER_STREAM_ACCESS_TOKEN
HUBOT_TWITTER_ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET

hubot <anything related to size, speed, quality, specific body parts> - Hubot will "that's what she said" that ish

hubot update - Performs a git pull and npm udate.
hubot pending update - Informs if there are pending updates (hubot needs a restart)

hubot uptimerobot - Show the status of the monitored sites
hubot what is the uptime of the monitored sites? - Show the status of the monitored sites
hubot uptimerobot add <url>[ as <friendlyname>] - Instructs uptime robot to monitor the <url>, optionally with a name
hubot start monitoring the http uptime of <url> - Instructs uptime robot to monitor the <url>

HUBOT_UPTIMEROBOT_APIKEY

hubot uptime - Outputs bot uptime

hubot what is <term>?         - Searches Urban Dictionary and returns definition
hubot urban me <term>         - Searches Urban Dictionary and returns definition
hubot urban define me <term>  - Searches Urban Dictionary and returns definition
hubot urban example me <term> - Searches Urban Dictionary and returns example 

hubot url encode|decode <query> - URL encode or decode <string>
hubot url form encode|decode <query> - URL form-data encode or decode <string>

hubot vanity me - list peeps ordered by twitter followers

HUBOT_VANITY_TWITTER_ACCOUNT

hubot walkie on <projectURL> - Start watching events for the project
hubot walkie off <projectURL> - Stop watching events for the project

HUBOT_WALKIE_USERNAME - Basecamp account username
HUBOT_WALKIE_PASSWORD - Basecamp account password
HUBOT_WALKIE_ROOMS - comma-separated list of rooms

hubot walmart me - Show random Walmart image
hubot mart me - Show random Walmart image

hubot wat - Random WAT

hubot weather <city> - Get the weather for a location.
hubot forecast <city> - Get the 3 day forecast for a location.

HUBOT_WEATHER_CELSIUS - Display in celsius
HUBOT_FORECAST_API_KEY - Forecast.io API Key

HUBOT_BITLY_USERNAME
HUBOT_BITLY_API_KEY

hubot webcam me <query>

WEBCAMS_API_TOKEN - sign up for an API key at http://www.webcams.travel/developers/signup

hubot webshot me <url> - Captures the given url as an image.

HUBOT_WEBTHUMB_USER
HUBOT_WEBTHUMB_API_KEY

hubot whatis <term> - search the term on urbandictionary.com and get a random popular definition for the term.

hubot when in austin - Pull a random entry from wheninatx.tumblr.com

where is bill? - Tell us where, where the hell Bill is.

hubot which do you prefer: <thing> or <thing> [.. or <thing>]?

hubot I will be out [date]
hubot whoisout

hubot who <does something>? - Returns who does !

hubot wiki me <query> - Searches for <query> on Wikipedia.

wtf is this shit - responds with a random WITS image
what the hell is this crap - responds with a random WITS image
what the fuck is that poop - responds with a random WITS image

hubot question <question> - Searches Wolfram Alpha for the answer to the question

HUBOT_WOLFRAM_APPID - your AppID

hubot wotd (me) (short) - Returns the word of the day.
hubot word of the day (me) (short) - Returns the word of the day.

WOTD_PROVIDER - to 'wordnik' or 'dictionary'
WORDNIK_API_KEY - API key from http://developer.wordnik.com/ or http://developer.dictionary.com/

hubot define me <word> - Grabs a dictionary definition of a word.
hubot pronounce me <word> - Links to a pronunciation of a word.
hubot spell me <word> - Suggests correct spellings of a possible word.

WORDNIK_API_KEY

hubot i am working on <anything> - Set what you're working on
hubot what is everyone working on? - Find out what everyone is working on

hubot weather me <location> - short-term forecast
hubot radar me <location> - recent radar image
hubot satellite me <location> - get a recent satellite image
hubot weathercam me <location> - get a weather webcam image near location

HUBOT_WUNDERGROUND_API_KEY Sign up at http://www.wunderground.com/weather/api/.

hubot wunderlist all the users       - display all users which have registered
hubot wunderlist add me with <email> - add <email> as wunderlist login
hubot wunderlist my login            - display your wunderlist email
hubot wunderlist forget me           - remove the wunderlist login
hubot wunderlist me <a todo>         - adds the todo to your wunderlist Inbox

HUBOT_WUNDERLIST_SMTP_HOST - your smtp host e.g. smtp.gmail.com
HUBOT_WUNDERLIST_SMTP_PORT - the port to connect to
HUBOT_WUNDERLIST_SMTP_USESSL - wether you want to connect via SSL
HUBOT_WUNDERLIST_SMTP_SENDDOMAIN - the domain from which to send
HUBOT_WUNDERLIST_SMTP_USEAUTH - BOOL: authentication required
HUBOT_WUNDERLIST_SMTP_AUTH_NAME - username for authentication
HUBOT_WUNDERLIST_SMTP_AUTH_PASSWORD  - password for authentication

hubot what would linus say?

hubot xbmc <youtube url> - Plays the video at <youtube url>
hubot where is xbmc? - Displays HUBOT_XBMC_URL

HUBOT_XBMC_URL
HUBOT_XBMC_USER
HUBOT_XBMC_PASSWORD

hubot xkcd [latest]- The latest XKCD comic
hubot xkcd <num> - XKCD comic <num>
hubot xkcd random - XKCD comic <num>

hubot yell <message> - Sends your message and mentions everyone curently in the chat room.

hubot what's (to eat)? for <query> near <place>?
hubot what's (to eat)? for <query>?
hubot where should (I|we|<person>) (eat|go for) <query> near <place>?
hubot where should (I|we|<person>) (eat|go for) <query>?
hubot yelp me <query> (near <place>)?

HUBOT_YELP_CONSUMER_KEY
HUBOT_YELP_CONSUMER_SECRET
HUBOT_YELP_TOKEN
HUBOT_YELP_TOKEN_SECRET
HUBOT_YELP_SEARCH_ADDRESS
HUBOT_YELP_SEARCH_RADIUS
HUBOT_YELP_SORT
HUBOT_YELP_DEFAULT_SUGGESTION
Get your Yelp tokens at http://www.yelp.com/developers/getting_started/api_access
The search address can be a full address, city, or zipcode
The search radius should be specified in meters, it defaults to 600.
The sort parameter can be best matched (0 - default), distance (1) or highest rated (2).
See http://www.yelp.com/developers/documentation/v2/search_api#searchGP for
more information about the search radius and sort.

yoda pic - Returns a random yoda picture

yoda quote - Returns a random yoda quote

what are my issues? - Show my in progress issues
what can I work on? - Show open issues
#project-number - responds with a summary of the issue

HUBOT_YOUTRACK_HOSTNAME = <host:port>
HUBOT_YOUTRACK_USERNAME = <user name>
HUBOT_YOUTRACK_PASSWORD = <password>
HUBOT_YOUTRACK_URL      = <scheme>://<username>:<password>@<host:port>/<basepath>

<name> y u no <action> - U NO WHAT IT DOES

HUBOT_YUNO_URL
HUBOT_YUNO_AUTH_TOKEN

zen - Display GitHub zen message

(all) tickets - returns the total count of all unsolved tickets. The 'all'
keyword is optional.
new tickets - returns the count of all new (unassigned) tickets
open tickets - returns the count of all open tickets
escalated tickets - returns a count of tickets with escalated tag that are open or pending
pending tickets - returns a count of tickets that are pending
list (all) tickets - returns a list of all unsolved tickets. The 'all'
keyword is optional.
list new tickets - returns a list of all new tickets
list open tickets - returns a list of all open tickets
list pending tickets - returns a list of pending tickets
list escalated tickets - returns a list of escalated tickets
ticket <ID> - returns information about the specified ticket

HUBOT_ZENDESK_USER
HUBOT_ZENDESK_PASSWORD
HUBOT_ZENDESK_SUBDOMAIN

(zombie) - Call in a zombie